Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Asians and J-Rock and Oz OH MY! (dA)

Tue Jul 28, 2009, 5:15 PM

* Mood: Pride
* Listening to: Random music
* Reading: J-Rock Wizard of Oz
* Watching: the screen
* Eating: Chocolate Ice Cream
* Drinking: Soda

HEY EVERYONE!!!

So, as you may have noticed I've been uploading a story I've titled "J-Rock Wizard of Oz". So far I have finished 7 chapters. There will probably be 12 when I finish.

I don't know how many people on here listen to J-Rock or anything related to Japanese Music, but this is a story that my friend Pomme and I came up with for our Crazy MySpace ( www.myspace.com/makingcrazysexy ) . Future stories related to J-Rock are as follows:

J-Rock Alice in Wonderland
J-Rock Through the Looking Glass
J-Rock Star Wars
and...
J-Rock Lord of the Rings.

Are we crazy? Yes.

List of characters with pics of who plays them:
Dorothy - Pomme ( http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/92/l_76b30fe2de4f47faa4acd1d7ded17452.jpg )
Toto - Sarai ( http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/85/l_5607b7003238444ba4b0f0d766075c3a.jpg )
Auntie Em - Fawn ( http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/m_0e65bb8433d74a7b81dcd3b3bbb0177b.jpg )
Uncle Henry - Aoi (from the GazettE) ( http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/107/l_70a05984437e4db2a3dac1ac818d5698.jpg )
Munchkin - Yomi (from Nightmare) ( http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/218639/Yomi-.jpg )
Glinda (The Good Witch) - hide matsumoto ( http://themusicsover.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hide.jpg )
The Wicked Witch of the West - Twink (Not many people know this person, lets leave at that)
The Scarecrow - Miyavi ( http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/l_b39a7c840eed717dab6a4ddad348516f.jpg )
The Tin-Man - Gackt ( http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/l_0a7b3537c0244275a93f8949715b4e8a.jpg )
The Lion - Yoshiki (X-Japan) ( http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/m_b9f6cd0b1c61c94f67e73d6500dd8a6c.jpg )
The Wizard of J-Rock - Ruki (from the GazettE) ( http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_c9480ca838cb2038acc1701521f933ca.jpg )
Leader of the Flying Monkeys - Hiroto (from Alice Nine) ( http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Xyphien/Alice%20Nine/AliceNine-Hiroto-samaTheGuitaris-6.jpg )

If anyone is curious and wants me to send them some music from some of the people I've listed just pm me and I'll send them right along. You can find more craziness from Me at www.youtube.com/makingcrazylooksexy which is where Pomme and I host our Crazy Show. Check out the MySpace, check out the YouTube and read "J-Rock Wizard of Oz"!

Sarai is in and GONE!

Good News (For once) (dA)

Tue Jul 28, 2009, 3:56 PM

* Mood: Optimism
* Listening to: My brother talking
* Watching: the screen
* Eating: Chocolate Ice Cream
* Drinking: Soda

Okay, so we are not going to lose our apartment. My Grandfather is going to help us get back on our feet with the rent and such.

So, yay NOT BEING HOMELESS! :w00t!:

Now, if only I could find a job and we could get that disability money... Love you all!

Sarai Out!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Accidentally Said Yes

Current mood:apathetic

Okay, this is about how Sarai accidentally agreed to go out with a guy who wasn't her boyfriend.

I was sitting in the BookStore with Pomme and Manami-chan. This guy comes in. He has been in before and last time we had a conversation about bibles. No problem.

He comes in while Pomme and Manami are in with me and just looks around, then leaves. (I'm going to call him J for this) Well, the girls leave to get me some food because I'm not feeling well and I've had like 2 hours of sleep.

After they leave J comes back in.

Keep in mind that I have had 2 hours or less of sleep, not mention that I was cramping like you wouldn't believe and I am really naive.

He says "I was to shy to ask you in front of your friends, but would you like to go and get a fountain drink with me after you get off work?"

I say "Sorry, I can't today."

He says "Will you be here tomorrow?" (meaning Friday, as this was Thursday)

I say "No, but I'll be here Saturday."

He says "That's cool. I'll see you on Saturday then"

He then asks how old I am. Anyone who knows me and this thing I have with age differences should have expected my answer.

I say "I'm 20 and I'll be 21 in September"

He says "That's cool, I'm 23."

I say "Oh, that's cool. That's not that big of an age difference. That works. Cool."

He says "Okay, well I'll see you on Saturday"

Then he walks out. After he walks out my brain catches up with my mouth.

I then proceed to call Manami and ask her if what I just did was agreeing to go out on a date. She and Pomme say yes.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering how I "accidentally" accepted a date with some guy. Well, I've never been asked out before Donnie. And he came right out and said "Do you want to be my girlfriend" so, having little experience in this area I accidentally agreed to a date.

On Saturday I explained to J that I couldn't go out on a "date" with him because I have a bf, but if he would still like to go as friends that would be fine. He totally lied and said that he had only asked me out as a friend because he needs some more.

Also, I could never go out with someone who hangs out with the person he hangs out with. Normally I don't judge by friends, because I have some crazy friends, but I know the guy (lets call him G) and he is a massive ASSHOLE! Not to mention that I am still watiting to cut off this guy's dick, because he was very mean to one of my friends.

So, that is how Sarai accidentally got a date.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

A Nostalgia Type Mood

Current mood:nostalgic

Hello, I'm Sarai Lillie, welcome to my blog. Today's tale is of a strange young woman with Nostalgia problems. "A Nostalgia Type Mood"

If you recognized what I was just copying there, then you might be in need of a good dose of Nostalgia.

Today I have not only gotten Fawn to watch Christmas Eve on Sesame Street, but I've also watched it myself! I also watched 6 songs from classic episodes of Sesame Street that I remember growing up watching. For example "Cereal Girl" which was a parody of "Material Girl" by Madonna. And "Put down the Duckie"!

I miss being a child sometimes. Right now, I'm getting ready to watch something else I used to adore when I was younger "Faerie Tale Theatre" with Shelley Duvall. Which is what I was parodying above. She always began each episode with "Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall, welcome to Faerie Tale Theatre." I liked that about her, you know? Anyway, I found "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" on YouTube and am actually getting ready to watch it. When I was growing up that was my favorite episode of Faerie Tale Theatre ever.

You know what else I want to watch? Lambchop. I know there have to be some people on here who used to watch Lambchop, Hush Puppy and Charlie Horse! God, I miss the good old days when TV was educational and fun, not just teenage drama and stupidity. Where did all the good shows go?!

ANd now you watch Sesame Street and Cookie Monster doesn't even eat cookies. They don't have "News Flash" with Kermit the Frog, Elmo and Big Bird are overly done. They don't even have Savion dancing anymore. So, if you are in a Nostalgia Type Mood like me, go to YouTube and watch some old school Sesame Streets or Faerie Tale Theatre or anything that you can find that made you smile as a child.

I'm Sarai and this is the end,
So long!

Friday, July 24, 2009

For a minute (dA)

Fri Jul 24, 2009, 4:45 PM

* Mood: Nervous
* Listening to: Stranger in Moscow - MJ
* Reading: Many things
* Eating: Ramen
* Drinking: Lemonade

The power is back on at the house. A friend paid for it. We are still supposed to be out by the end of the month. luckily my mom got paid last night so we have some money.

still staying with a friend. Kinda wish I wasn't. I'm going to miss this apartment. It just reminds me of how my ex-stepfather said we would never have to move again after we moved into our last house. Then he drags us here and then he and mom divorce. Now we have to move again. I get so tired of moving from place to place. I want to visit places, but still have a safe place to come home to.

Been thinking alot about going to Wisconsin. I have always been happy there, except for the fact that it is frigid. Lol, that's the selling point for my boyfriend!

Still waiting to see if we get the money from his court hearing. hope we find out sooner rather than later.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

When it rains, God it fucking pours

Current mood:anxious

SO!! Updates on the Sarai

Power got shut off on Wednesday. We have no power whatsoever. And no money, even on a credit card, to get it turned back on. So, staying with a friend for the time being. This guy is so awesome, btw. I am really thankful for everything he has done for us.

We have to be out of our apartment by the end of the month. At first I thought it was the end of the week, but that was a miscommunication on my part. So the end of July we are supposed to be out of the apartment. Chris, Donnie and I are probably still going to be here at our friend's house. Which will be a little cramped because it is only a 2 bed room apartment. But we'll manage

Plus there is all sorts of shit going on with poor Fawn.

If everyone who believes in a higher power would pray on all of our behalves that would be appreciated.

All for now.

Later,
Sarai

Everything goes wrong... (dA)

Thu Jul 23, 2009, 1:31 AM

* Mood: Worried
* Listening to: Wii music

Electricity got shut off yesterday. We have to be out of the apartment by the end of July. And we have no money. Life is fucking fantastic. *sarcasm*

When it rains it pours

Monday, July 20, 2009

6,000!! (dA)

Mon Jul 20, 2009, 6:31 PM

* Mood: Wow!
* Listening to: Imogen Heap
* Watching: the skies

Holy shit!! I reached 6,000 views!!! Thanks so much to everyone who has stopped by!!!

Love, Sarai

The Crazy MySpace

Current mood:aggravated

As everyone knows (well everyone who pays attention) Pomme and I started a Crazy Show on YouTube ( www.youtube.com/makingcrazylooksexy ). Well we've taken it to the next level. We now have a CRAZY MYSPACE!!

On the MySpace, you can read our blogs, which consist of:

* The Song of the Day provided by Pomme
* J-Rock News provided by Fawn
* Poems, Crazy Dreams, Awkward Questions provided by Sarai
and...
* And general Crazy provided by Pomme, Fawn and Sarai.


You will also get to see the bloopers to our show that don't get uploaded to YouTube. Along with our "Crazy Quickies" where we review movies, music and books.

A really cool thing about the MySpace is that it keeps you updated on all the goings on with the show and with us (Pomme, Sarai and Fawn).

So, go check it out ( www.myspace.com/makingcrazysexy ) and add us if you want to see more!!

Sarai

Friday, July 17, 2009

Pomme & Sarai's Crazy Show on YouTube! (dA)

Fri Jul 17, 2009, 2:27 PM

* Mood: Jolly
* Listening to: Our giggling...
* Reading: A convo with a friend
* Watching: Us make fools of ourselves
* Playing: games with your heads!

Heylo to everyone watching me... I thought I would let everyone know that my friend Pomme and I have created a WebShow on YouTube!!!

It is called Pomme & Sarai's Crazy Show!

We also have a Crazy MySpace. I will include both links on here, after this message from our cast...

Top 5 Reasons YOU should watch Our Show

1. We are just that DAMN CUTE!

2. Where else can you get comedy like this?

3. You get a variety of topics and we like input! If you suggest a topic or something crazy for us to do you might see it on our show!!

4. We are ONLY 2 calories per view and are part of a WELL BALANCED YOUTUBE DIET! Though, we are not yet approved by the FDA.

5. We are Asian Music friendly. Not only that, we are Music in General friendly!

Click here ( www.youtube.com/makingcrazylooksexy ) to watch/subscribe/friend our YouTube Channel with all of our episodes!!! And Click here ( www.myspace.com/makingcrazysexy )to friend us on MySpace. Or just to read our Blogs! ^^

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Uncut Version of Pomme and Sarai's Crazy Show Episode 2

Current mood:awake

Our First attempt at Episode 2 was too long for YouTube, so this is the Uncut version... the cut version will be on YouTube as soon as we finish it. Thanks for watching... BTW, if you want to subscribe to our videos on YouTube or you want to be our Friend on YouTube here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/user/MakingCrazyLookSexy

Stay Tuned for MORE CRAZINESS!!


Pomme and Sarai's Crazy Show Episode 2

S to the A to the R A I | Myspace Video

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Funny Quotes by Fawn, Pomme and Sarai (We be CRAZY!)

Current mood:amused

Fawn: Maybe she killed her and buried her in a shallow grave somewhere...
Sarai: C'mon, this is my mother we're talking about, Not Yours!

Pomme: I think I forgot how to breathe?
Sarai: Take lung into your air!

Sarai: Oooh! Ask Yoshiki if I can have a crocodile!"

Fawn: She may get eaten by a tiger, but at least she isn't smoking!
Pomme: *Spits Pop*

Fawn: I know you can't see this, but my head is hitting the desk repeatedly.

Pomme: Can I have a pet J-Rocker then?!

Pomme: No, I don't invite guys with Chainsaws!

Pomme: I take it we're not going to have a cup of tea now?

Pomme: You did more than kick a puppy! You KILLED a puppy!!

Sarai: Oh, (pause) then yeah, I'm yelling at you!

Pomme: (after accidentally ripping out a serial killer's lip piercing in a dream) What? We can't be best friends after this?

Gackt: I thought I was going to die two months ago and then I thought about "When was the last time I had sex?". I realized it had been 3 months and I found the will to live.

Sarai: (To Megan) Aw! I made you grow balls!

Pomme: Plus, You're Asian, so shut up!

Pomme: I'm very optimistic that I'm going to die!

Pomme: Really?! That thing attached to your body is your head? That thing on your shoulders is your head?! WOW!

Pomme: (After I asked why no one was mourning my death in her dream) We will mourn the fact that your dead AFTER we all get out alive! Its not that we don't love you, its just that we're being chased by a serial killer!

Pomme: We're being chased by a serial killer and you all want me ot have sex?!

Pomme: Yes you should be scared of me, but you should be more scared of the creepy guy behind you. RUN!

Pomme: You know, this Apple friendship is over!

Sarai: I loved you, I'm dead now, but I loved you!!

Pomme: Your douchebaggery pisses me off dude!

Pomme: (Matter of factly) So, he grr's at me and I knee him in the nuts.

Sarai: I'm dead, it doesn't matter!

Pomme: (After Tora tries to comfort her in a dream) You fail! You fail Tora. SHUT UP!

Pomme: How long is forever?
Other Person: An eternity?
Pomme: Well then your eternity is going to end right now.

Pomme: Go fuck yourself with a really big dick named Excalibur!
Sarai: That would be really awkward with you around!

Pomme: Hey that one's Asian... No wait, he's just really ugly!

Sarai: She lost JT and gained an ex-boyfriend!


That's all for now, but there will be more!! ^^

Monday, July 13, 2009

OUR FIRST EPISODE!!!

Current mood:artistic

Okay so not as crazy as it could have been, but trust me! We get crazier!! SO spread the word, show us to your friends so that we can get a lot of views and become "YouTube Celebs" lol... We don't really want the fame, we just want to make everyone giggle... ^^

The "I hope I inspire You" Blog

Current mood:aroused

I don't know about everyone else, but I'm tired of young people telling me that something that they dream about doing is to much to dream for! Because of this excuse or other.

I am here to say that the only thing standing in your way is... ... ... (wait for it) ...

YOU!!!

If you dream about doing something, do it!! Figure out what you need to make those dreams come true and STOP standing in your own way!

Formulate a plan, think of a goal, do something!! Don't just sit there dreaming. That is the biggest part of dreaming is following it with everything you have until you finally grasp it.

That is All

Sarai of the Lillie OUT! (sorry Pomme, stealing the out thing... I was using it on dA before you were though!!)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Yoshiki says "No Tigers"

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The person with the tiger is me and the other is obviously Fawny... because she is the one who told me "Yo says you can't have a tiger"

Yo, what about a crocodile? Or a boa? A platypus? Panther?! ANYTHING?!

*sigh*

Yoshiki says "No exotic pets"

Mannequin and Cap'n

Current mood:artistic

Its coming down to blurry lines and strange Goodbyes.
Or are they Hellos?


My brain is fuzzy, what was in that drink you gave me?
Is it just my mind playing tricks on me?


You're so beautiful, do you know that?
I wish I could be half as pretty, but I'm not.


Flowers sit on the floor beside you, rest your head on my knee.
The flowers are dead and your head is a skull now.


What was the last line in that love song?
The one about never being alone?


He is playing music in my brain, blaring it so I can't think.
I wish he would come back, I really miss him.


You know what? You look very familiar, have we met?
Married? To who? Me?! No way, when did that happen?


I am not drunken, nor am I sobered. Touch me, lets see where
this will go... Or not, I am too drunk


Damn my luck, you were only a mannequin. I should've known.
A shoulder for everyone, but always alone.


So, I'll sit here a while longer, let the alcohol burn through me.
Or maybe I should leave now, so we don't start arguing again.


Dammit, I loved you once. I'll be drunk as hell in a minute,
So maybe you should go home. Go home to her, leave me.


Dammit, I lost the rum, did it spill in the toilet?
Or did you take it with you?


Sitting all alone, a mannequin for companionship and a
bottle of Cap'n. Damn you.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A Poem for my Muse (dA)

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 1:39 PM

* Mood: Desperate
* Listening to: Donnie play "Fable 2"
* Reading: English Governess in the Siamese Court
* Watching: Donnie play video games
* Playing: the writing game
* Eating: Pretzels
* Drinking: Grape Kool-Aid

Dearest Muse,
Why must you always leave me in the lurch?
When all I try to do is make this piece work?

Dearest Muse,
Seriously, please stop!!
I hate feeling like a flop!

Dearest Muse,
You're a wicked bitch,
leaving here with a terrible itch,
a need to write and nothing will come,
come on baby give me some!!

Dearest Muse,
This isn't fair,
as it is I need to search elsewhere.
Elsewhere because you never deliver
and I'm so anxious I quiver!!

Dearest Muse,
Please come back,
Don't give me the sack.

Dearest Muse,
Please listen to me,
Help me finish this for all to see!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Lillie Out! (dA)

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 11:35 AM

* Mood: Happy
* Listening to: Angry Angel - Imogen Heap
* Reading: Muse of Fire
* Drinking: Root Beer

Okay, I totally have my muse back for a little while. I am re-working the entire story "The Scarecrow's Dream". I was up until after 3 this morning working on it and am actually really pleased with what I have thus far.

So, if you could, Please comment and let me know what you think of it. I NEED FEEDBACK!!

That is all.

Lillie OUT!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

OUR SHOW!!! ^.^

Current mood:amused

Okay, so I thought everyone would like to know that Pomegranate and I are going to be making our very own YouTube show!! Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday (possibly) I will post a video that we made. I won't guarantee that it will be one video for each day. It maybe more than that, but in that case I will post the first own and then give you the links to the others if you are interested in watching more. ^^

We are going to pick random topics, sometimes it will have to do with J-Rock and sometimes it will have to do with our INSANITY! No one ever knows what will happen with the Pomme and Sarai's Crazy Show!!

I hope you will enjoy it.

And have I mentioned recently that Gackt is GORGEOUS?! Gackt, you are Gorgeous. And so I will post my fav picture of him EVER!!

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Oh, and my Pom Pomme Pomegranate is SO adorable that she got out of a ticket because she was crying and the cop said "You're too cute to cry". How cute is that?! *Giggle*

That's all for now, Sarai is OUT!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

What REALLY irks me...

Current mood:annoyed

You know what really irks me?! When I wait for a book, a book that I've been dying to read for a while now, and wait and wait and wait, then finally get it and discover that it is ABRIDGED!!!

As many of you know (or at least could've figured it out by my profile) I am trying to become "well read", I want to read a bunch of the classics and I want to read a bunch of foreign literature. So this was a severe blow to that desire.

I placed "The Tale of Genji" by Murasaki Shikibu (also known as "Genji Monogatari") and just got it today... only to find out that the Translator cut out big portions of the book because he felt they were "superfluous". He (Kencho Suematsu) says (and I quote) "In translating I have cut out several chapters which appeared superfluous," WHO IS HE TO DECIDE WHAT IS SUPERFLUOUS IN CLASSICAL LITERATURE?!

Not only that, he says he cut down several dialogues, though he seems to reason that it is okay because he added nothing of his own. So, it is all of Lady Muraskai's words, they've just been butchered and removed.

Those of you who don't know what the importance of this novel is let me enlighten you. "The Tale of Genji" was the world's FIRST novel. Another big thing, it was written by a WOMAN in an era where most women had no traditional education. It is not only one of Japan's most famous books, but it is the FIRST book of it's kind in the entire WORLD!

I do NOT want to read the abridged version, the butchered version by a guy who seems to think that classical lit can be cut down because of it's superfluity. What if what he cut out is actually something Lady Murasaki wanted to be there to explain something about Genji or his love interests? This guy cut out ENTIRE CHAPTERS!!

God, that pisses me off...

Another thing that irks me is when Hollywood fucks up Historic details...

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie "The Other Boleyn Girl" (Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana; 2008), but I watched it last night with my little sister. Besides the awkward questions Hannah asked through out various parts of the movie (Sexual Content is annoying...), it was quality time with my baby sister.

But am I the only one who thought that the movie was kind of fucked up? I mean, I know that the time period itself was fucked up, but seriously?!


*S P O I L E R A L E R T ; S P O I L E R A L E R T*

First off, Eric Bana is a brunette, (which so far has been my qualm with most movies involving Henry VIII) Henry VIII was a RED HEAD!! How else did he end up with Elizabeth I? Because, as EVERYONE knows, Elizabeth was a RED HEAD. She was the Red Rose of Tudor, because of her red hair. Natalie Portman is also a brunette, which bothered me because Anne Boleyn had black hair. We are talking raven black, not medium brown.

Another thing, they included the letter B that Anne was prone to wearing, but it was not on a piece of ribbon to cover the mole on her throat. There was nothing about the extra growths on her hands, which was one of the things that confirmed her as a "witch", along with the mole on her throat.

Granted, I know absolutely nothing about Mary Boleyn, other than she was Anne's sister. So the stuff they did on her may very well have been accurate, except that I don't remember Mary being married when she began her affair with Henry. *shrug* I don't know though.

I didn't like the way they portrayed Anne. They portrayed her as this ambitious bitch who was willing to do anything and everything to attain a higher position. Which was never the impression I got from reading about her. Then again, this movie was based on the book "The Other Boleyn Girl" by Philippa Gregory, not necessarily on how I view history.

Anyway, moving on, in the movie Henry rapes Anne, because he is angry with her for forcing him to divorce Catherine of Aragon. Both Hannah and Donnie asked me how I know that didn't actually happen. I don't know what kind of sexual relationship Henry and Anne had, but I didn't like the way that the portrayed Anne as being solely responsible for everything that happened to England and to Henry. It didn't take into account that Henry was an adulterer, a boorish and temperamental man. So, the fact that he bends Anne over and rapes her because SHE forced him to divorce Catherine, forced him to separate from Rome kind of outraged me. She never held a gun to his head, (granted there were no guns then, but still) the only thing she did was withhold sex from him. She said unless he did so and so, she wouldn't bed him. Wow.

She refused to have sex with him, unless he did this and that, so he rapes her for forcing him to do these things. What the holy fuck?! Seriously?! Why didn't Henry just find another woman to fuck? In history it is said that Henry really did care about Anne, he wrote her poetry while he was trying to woo her. But this movie kind of ruined that love, it turned it into all about Anne being a bitch (who literally did almost have sex with her brother in the movie) to everyone, not just Henry, but also her sister. It was ridiculous. It was a good movie on it's own, but as far as history goes, I am left incredibly confused, sickened and fed up with Hollywood fucking everything up.

Anne Boleyn (dA)

Sun Jul 5, 2009, 3:02 PM

* Mood: Disgust
* Listening to: They Don't Really Care About Us - Michael Jackson
* Reading: A Raisin in the Sun
* Watching: The D&D group play
* Playing: Avernum 2
* Eating: Chips and Pretzels
* Drinking: Mountain Frost

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie "The Other Boleyn Girl" (Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana; 2008), but I watched it last night with my little sister. Besides the awkward questions Hannah asked through out various parts of the movie (Sexual Content is annoying...), it was quality time with my baby sister.

But am I the only one who thought that the movie was kind of fucked up? I mean, I know that the time period itself was fucked up, but seriously?!


*S P O I L E R A L E R T; S P O I L E R A L E R T*

First off, Eric Bana is a brunette, (which so far has been my qualm with most movies involving Henry VIII) Henry VIII was a RED HEAD!! How else did he end up with Elizabeth I? Because, as EVERYONE knows, Elizabeth was a RED HEAD. She was the Red Rose of Tudor, because of her red hair. Natalie Portman is also a brunette, which bothered me because Anne Boleyn had black hair. We are talking raven black, not medium brown.

Another thing, they included the letter B that Anne was prone to wearing, but it was not on a piece of ribbon to cover the mole on her throat. There was nothing about the extra growths on her hands, which was one of the things that confirmed her as a "witch", along with the mole on her throat.

Granted, I know absolutely nothing about Mary Boleyn, other than she was Anne's sister. So the stuff they did on her may very well have been accurate, except that I don't remember Mary being married when she began her affair with Henry. :shrug: I don't know though.

I didn't like the way they portrayed Anne. They portrayed her as this ambitious bitch who was willing to do anything and everything to attain a higher position. Which was never the impression I got from reading about her. Then again, this movie was based on the book "The Other Boleyn Girl" by Phillipa Gregory, not necessarily on how I view history.

Anyway, moving on, in the movie Henry rapes Anne, because he is angry with her for forcing him to divorce Catherine of Aragon. Both Hannah and Donnie asked me how I know that didn't actually happen. I don't know what kind of sexual relationship Henry and Anne had, but I didn't like the way that the portrayed Anne as being solely responsible for everything that happened to England and to Henry. It didn't take into account that Henry was an adulterer, a boorish and temperamental man. So, the fact that he bends Anne over and rapes her because SHE forced him to divorce Catherine, forced him to separate from Rome kind of outraged me. She never held a gun to his head, (granted there were no guns then, but still) the only thing she did was withhold sex from him. She said unless he did so and so, she wouldn't bed him. Wow.

She refused to have sex with him, unless he did this and that, so he rapes her for forcing him to do these things. What the holy fuck?! Seriously?! Why didn't Henry just find another woman to fuck? In history it is said that Henry really did care about Anne, he wrote her poetry while he was trying to woo her. But this movie kind of ruined that love, it turned it into all about Anne being a bitch (who literally did almost have sex with her brother in the movie) to everyone, not just Henry, but also her sister. It was ridiculous. It was a good movie on it's own, but as far as history goes, I am left incredibly confused, sickened and fed up with Hollywood fucking everything up.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hannah and Jesus' Penis

Current mood:amused

Chris: I had a dream that Hannah stabbed Jesus in the penis!

Hannah: (slightly confused) But Jesus doesn't have a Penis!

Everyone (but mom, because she didn't hear): *dies laughing*

SO FUNNY!!


BTW: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GACKT!!! Hope it is a magnificent and beautiful day, its raining here, so I hope it is beautiful there.

Sarai OUT!

PS: HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!! To bad it is raining... looks like no fireworks tonight *pouts*

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tonight I wanna Cry (dA)

Thu Jul 2, 2009, 8:30 PM

* Mood: Emotional
* Listening to: Tonight I Wanna Cry - Keith Urban
* Reading: A Raisin in the Sun
* Watching: my life shatter
* Playing: Plants vs. Zombies
* Eating: Donuts
* Drinking: Cherry Coke

You know, I don't get it, I really don't. I don't understand where you are coming from, because no matter what I would be there for you. If everyone was attacking HIM you would be so mad, you would be hurt, and you would defend HIM. But you don't expect me to defend mine? You don't expect me to be hurt and angry that you think so little of him, after everything we have been through this year?

If it was me needing the shoulder, would yours be there? I think not. Because if the situation was reversed you would be telling me that you have had worse things happen to you, then you would complain about your mom and your bitchy sisters and then expect me to feel better because, after all, my life isn't the hell yours is. Right? Isn't that it?

SO if YOUR mother had screamed at you for nothing today, had attacked you verbally for asking a simple question, you would be bawling your eyes out, you would be angry and you would tell me it wasn't fair that you get treated this way, but because it happened to me you say "oh that happens to everyone, at least your mom doesn't hit you when she is mad". That is beside the fucking point!

If it was Z/K that your mother was attacking you would stand up in a heartbeat, you would be pissed. You would say your mom had no right, your would defend him with everything you had, but you don't expect me to do the same? You doubt what I say is true?! FUCK YOU!

You continuously go back to a person who treats you like shit, after every time saying, "I will never talk to so-and-so again" but he makes a few off-color jokes and he says a few things that hurt your feelings and you are ready to throw him away like a piece of used tissue paper?! You continuously stand up for a mother that hurts you, a little sister that has tried to kill you, but you expect me to let you just say whatever you want about someone who has loved me and treated me better than anyone else has?! FUCK THAT SHIT!

I'm sorry your life is shitty, I'm sorry that I can't fix everything, but this is FUCKING RIDICULOUS!! I'm not going to choose between the two of you. I'm not choosing between any of my friends and him. I've had enough. I won't choose, I'll just leave. And maybe that is running away, and it would be running from the best thing to ever happen to me, but you know what? I can't take this anymore.

I'm tired of being a rock, I'm tired of being EVERYONE'S FUCKING SHOULDER TO CRY ON!! When there isn't anyone willing to be my shoulder in return.

I'm tired of being Wonder Woman, I'm tired of being everything to everyone else, when no one tries for me. And the shitty thing is, that I love you so much and I hate to see it come to this. I don't want to lose this friendship, but I hate the double standards.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Michael Jackson Blog (You knew it was coming)

Okay, so maybe I have no room to talk about anything having to do with the King of Pop, but I am still allowed my opinions, I still have that right.

First off, I think it is absolutely ridiculous that so many people are just brushing his death aside because of things he was ACCUSED of but never CONFIRMED to have done.

Whether you like him or not, MJ did so much for the world in terms of music and in terms of helping people. He was a musical god in his own right, when he gave us himself he gave his all ALWAYS.

I don't care if you don't like him, or don't understand what he gave, but that doesn't mean you have to trash-talk him to everyone around you. Spew your venom elsewhere.

So this blog (is a little late) is dedicated to MJ. RIP Michael.

Earth Song, my favorite Video by MJ


She's out of my life / She's out of my life / And I don't know whether to laugh or cry / I don't know whether to live or die / And it cuts like a knife / She's out of my life

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Susie got your number / And Susie ain't your friend / Look who took you under / With seven inches in / Blood is on the dance floor / Blood is on the knife / Susie's got your number / And Susie says its right

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Ive been a victim of a selfish / Kind of love / Its time that I realize / That there are some with no / Home, not a nickel to loan / Could it be really me, / Pretending that they're not alone?

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Liberian girl / You know that you came / And you changed my world, / Just like in the movies, / With two lovers in a scene / And she says . . . / Do you love me? / And he says so endlessly . . . / I love you, Liberian girl

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Those sweet memories / Will always be dear to me / And girl no matter what was said / I will never forget what we had / Now baby

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Tired of injustice / Tired of the schemes / The lies are disgusting / So what does it mean / Kicking me down / I got to get up / As jacked as it sounds / The whole system sucks

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Protection / For gangs, clubs / And nations / Causing grief in / Human relations / Its a turf war / On a global scale / I'd rather hear both sides / Of the tale / See, its not about races / Just places / Faces / Where your blood / Comes from / Is where your space is / I've seen the bright / Get duller / I'm not going to spend / My life being a color

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Ben, most people would turn you away / I don't listen to a word they say / They don't see you as I do / I wish they would try to / I'm sure they'd think again / If they had a friend like Ben / (a friend) / Like Ben / (like Ben) / Like Ben

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Everybody look up- / And feel the hope / That we've been waiting on- / Everybody's glad / Because our silent fear / And dread is gone...

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Well they say the sky's the limit / And to me that's really true / But my friend you have seen nothing / Just wait til I get through . . .

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Diana walked up to me, / She said I'm all yours tonight / At that I ran to the phone / Sayin' baby I'm alright / I said but unlock the door, / Because I forgot the key, / She said "He's not coming back / Because He's sleeping with me

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Billie Jean is not my lover / She's just a girl who claims that I am the one / But the kid is not my son / She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

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All I gotta say is that I must be dreaming, cant be real / Youre not here with me, still I can feel you near to me / I caress you, let you taste us, just so blissful listen / I would give you anything baby, just make my dreams come true / Oh baby you give me butterflies

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Heartbreak enemy despise / Eternal (ah eternal) love shines in my eyes / (ooh) so let love take us through the hours I / Wont be complanin' (no no) / cause your love is alright, alright

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Every day create your history / Every path you take you're leaving your legacy / Every soldier dies in his glory / Every legend tells of conquest and liberty

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Girl, close your eyes / Let that rhythm get into you / Don't try to fight it / There ain't nothin' that you can do / Relax your mind / Lay back and groove with mine / You got to feel the heat / And we can ride the boogie / Share that beat of love

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So they came into the outway / It was sunday-what a black day / Mouth to mouth resus-citation / Sounding heartbeats-intimidations

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There's a tappin' in the floor / There's a creak behind the door / There's a rocking in the chair / But there's no-one sitting there / There's a ghostly smell around / But no body to be found / And a coughin' and a yawnin' / Where a restless soul is going

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I was wandering in the rain / Mask of life, feelin' insane / Swift and sudden fall from grace / Sunny days seem far away / Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me / Stalin's tomb wont let me be / On and on and on it came / Wish the rain would just let me

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Tell me what has become of my life / I have a wife and two children who love me / I am the victim of police brutality, now / Im tired of bein the victim of hate / You're rapin' me of my pride / Oh, for god's sake / I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy... / Set me free

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Rest In Peace Michael Joseph Jackson. August 29, 1958 - June 25th, 2009