Monday, May 19, 2008

Timur the Lame (aka: Fawny’s new love interest)

Timur the Lame: Badass, evil bastard. Totally Rocked Fawny's Socks and made me giggle. Why is he evil? Hmm, lets see here, the man built 2 pyramids, one of which was built from 70,000 human skulls, the other was only 20,000 human skulls. He then herded several thousand people into a cathedral mosque and promptly lit the place on fire. If thats not enough, the man has 17 MILLION dead bodies to his credit.

According to Fawn he is a "brillant speciman of human pyschopathy". To me, I must say that as insane or morbid as it may be, I kinda wish I'd been alive to see that pyramid of skulls. Kudos to you Timur, even though you were lame.

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