- Mood:
Rage
- Listening to: Honey Blade - hide
- Reading: Queen of the Darkness
- Drinking: Water (AGAIN!)
Go ahead, rub your eyes and re-read that word. Those of you who know me personally know that whilst I have my moments, I am usually anything but vulgar.
Started out like this:
Fawny, my poor Fawny, was going to have an out-patient surgical procedure for a tumor on her arm which has been causing her massive amounts of pain in her wrist and arm. So we went to her appointment all the way in Seminole... We were there early and I was just having a good time making Fawny laugh. Because, obviously she was nervous! Who wouldn't be right before a procedure? First thing after we sign in we notice some Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints. Two women and a little girl. Fawny mentioned them to me and we moved on with conversation. So, we got to talking about a song.
A hide (he-day) song. Entitled "Honey Blade". Now I know that almost none of my friends on here have any idea who in heaven's name hide is, its okay. All you need to know is that the song is filled to the bursting with different metaphors for sex. Its a good song, but yes it has sexual innuendos in it. So, we were discussing metaphors and how much I love to use them in my stories and poetry and how much I like the song because of the metaphors.
Well, a few moments pass and Fawny keeps noticing that the LDS (latter day saints) keep looking at her (she has "hide hair", which is to say that it is pink on top and black underneath). Then she gets called back for a moment, only so that a receptionist can tell her that we are being to loud! We weren't even talking above the television! How do I know this? well there was a lady sitting right next to us and a little behind us, who was becoming very offended by what was on the tv (MADtv). And she asked us if she could change the channel, which didn't bother us. But we talked later about it, saying "If she was offended by MADtv and she had heard us, she would've said something."
Even with that happening, we quited a little more. We sat there an HOUR!! When her appointment had been for 3:15 and we were early. And people who had just come in were seen immediately, without waiting. That was frustrating. So, Fawny went to go smoke a cigarette and I scribbled her a note, to be stupid... She comes in and reads it and being silly, she flips me off. Now, that, I'm sorry Ladies and Gents is not vulgar if you ask me, especially when done in jest. And we giggled about it.
Not even 5 minutes later (Note: We were never seen. The procedure was never done!) the receptionist tells us that we have to leave. We are being to "vulgar and obscene" for a "family" clinic. So we ended up having to leave. An hour wasted trying to get a procedure done that has LONG been overdue and we get kicked out. Needless to say, We are Pissed off. Who wouldn't be?
Not only that, but the LDS were the ones who kept being in the midst of these happenings. We got shushed the first time right after one of the women went to the back. And kicked out after the second woman and the little girl went to the back and came immediately back. Ticked off, yes.
And thats what happened to day!
WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS!!!
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