Funny Quotes by Fawn, Pomme and Sarai (We be CRAZY!)

Current mood:amused

Fawn: Maybe she killed her and buried her in a shallow grave somewhere...
Sarai: C'mon, this is my mother we're talking about, Not Yours!

Pomme: I think I forgot how to breathe?
Sarai: Take lung into your air!

Sarai: Oooh! Ask Yoshiki if I can have a crocodile!"

Fawn: She may get eaten by a tiger, but at least she isn't smoking!
Pomme: *Spits Pop*

Fawn: I know you can't see this, but my head is hitting the desk repeatedly.

Pomme: Can I have a pet J-Rocker then?!

Pomme: No, I don't invite guys with Chainsaws!

Pomme: I take it we're not going to have a cup of tea now?

Pomme: You did more than kick a puppy! You KILLED a puppy!!

Sarai: Oh, (pause) then yeah, I'm yelling at you!

Pomme: (after accidentally ripping out a serial killer's lip piercing in a dream) What? We can't be best friends after this?

Gackt: I thought I was going to die two months ago and then I thought about "When was the last time I had sex?". I realized it had been 3 months and I found the will to live.

Sarai: (To Megan) Aw! I made you grow balls!

Pomme: Plus, You're Asian, so shut up!

Pomme: I'm very optimistic that I'm going to die!

Pomme: Really?! That thing attached to your body is your head? That thing on your shoulders is your head?! WOW!

Pomme: (After I asked why no one was mourning my death in her dream) We will mourn the fact that your dead AFTER we all get out alive! Its not that we don't love you, its just that we're being chased by a serial killer!

Pomme: We're being chased by a serial killer and you all want me ot have sex?!

Pomme: Yes you should be scared of me, but you should be more scared of the creepy guy behind you. RUN!

Pomme: You know, this Apple friendship is over!

Sarai: I loved you, I'm dead now, but I loved you!!

Pomme: Your douchebaggery pisses me off dude!

Pomme: (Matter of factly) So, he grr's at me and I knee him in the nuts.

Sarai: I'm dead, it doesn't matter!

Pomme: (After Tora tries to comfort her in a dream) You fail! You fail Tora. SHUT UP!

Pomme: How long is forever?
Other Person: An eternity?
Pomme: Well then your eternity is going to end right now.

Pomme: Go fuck yourself with a really big dick named Excalibur!
Sarai: That would be really awkward with you around!

Pomme: Hey that one's Asian... No wait, he's just really ugly!

Sarai: She lost JT and gained an ex-boyfriend!


That's all for now, but there will be more!! ^^