The Twilight Obsession and why I hate it. (LANGUAGE!)

I fucking hate stupid fucking "Twilight"... Thought you all might like to know. I don't care if you like it, that's fine. Just don't tell me about it. Because I DO NOT CARE!!!

I am so tired of these tweens and teens telling me how "wonderful" the books are and how "gorgeous" Edward Cullen is. DUDE!! I DO NOT CARE!!

First of all, the book was written by a Mormon woman, so there is a LOT of Mormon Ideology in the books (I have no problem with the Mormons on a personal level, but when they start writing things that have their ideology that will directly affect a CHILD, I get a little pissy). Secondly it portrays this dangerous/co-dependent/stalkerish/abusive relationship as being a beautiful and desirable thing. IT ISN'T!! It is NOT sweet if a guy breaks into your house EVERY NIGHT to watch you sleep. It is NOT wonderful that he follows you everywhere you go just so he can "protect" you. Protect you from WHAT?!

AND WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS UP WITH STUPID SPARKLY VAMPIRES?! That almost killed sparkly for me altogether. Its okay though, because all I do is imagine my beautiful
Pata in his awesome Sparkly Pants and my love is renewed, but SERIOUSLY? Sparkly Vampires?! Does the author know nothing of Vampire mythology?! Not to mention that I know some people who have been in Vampire Cults.

Then of course, I am a PB (Pedantic Bitch), I like sentences that are structured and I pay close attention to spelling and punctuation. I know that this doesn't always show in my blogs, but when I'm reading, its what I look at.

The woman can't spell, she has these horrific sentences that make NO SENSE and she directly contradicts herself in several places. What did the editor do when this was presented to them? Sit with their thumb up their ass?! Not only that, she tries to act so intelligent by using the thesaurus on her computer to chose words related to what she is saying so that Edward's hair is Reddish-Brown, Bronze and another colour. These aren't even related! Bronze isn't Reddish-Brown. It is a golden-brown. And
don't even get me started on how the only thing she talks about the entire book is how beautiful Edward is. WHO CARES?!

AND the only plot for almost the entire book is Edward and Bella's fucked up relationship!

Okay. I'm done ranting for now. I have been forced into reading said book because I was told I couldn't diss it unless I'd read it. I'm reading it. I hate it.